NCR: National Corporate Radio News

In this NCR News special, "What's The Point?" host Borrin Onley sort of moderates a Republican debate between Governor Mitt Romney and Speaker Newt Gingrich. From the definition of "traditional" marriage to Mitt's taxes to Newt's disgust with Borrin's "shameful" media elitist status, this debate will hopefully teach you, if nothing else, how to acquire your own planet in the afterlife. Mitt doesn't think it will cost you very much money (i.e. less than $5 million.) This program was recorded live at The House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, January 24, 2012.

In this episode, Borrin talks about the burgeoning economic crisis in teh Eurozone. What's a Eurozone? How many people can be offended by talking about it? How is it not France's fault? Joining Borrin to assure him all is well and it is indeed France's fault is proud one percenter Rich Whiteman. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 7:30 ish in the pm PST.

In this action-packed special edition of "What's The Point?" Borrin covers the New Hampshire as it happens with special guests Rush Limphog and Robert Shrill. They're assisted by reportage from NCR correspondents in the field, Nigel Smith-Johnson Hegemony Woodcock Trafalgar Wellington (a Briton) and good ol' fuckface, Thom Gelatin. Additionally, you'll get a victory speech from Mitt Romney, and a ... speech, from Rick Santorum! It's more than you can fit in your mouth, and yet you'll still be hungry. This program was recorded at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, January 10, 2012.

It's the 2011 Year In Review Show! We review the Year That Was with a superior panel of newsmaking idiots: President Barack Obama, The Donald Trump, Colonel Moamar Qaddafi (maybe), Rupert Murdoch, Rick Perry, John Boehner/Boner and Robert Shrill! Host Borrin Onley doesn't do much to wrangle them all as they wring their hands over what was, what is and what will be. If you want to be ready for The 2012, heed the words of your overlords! Nuff said. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Monday, January 2, 2012 in the pm PST. Next week: Rick Santorum?!

NCR News is on holiday this week ... so in lieu of a new program, we bring you this gem from the vault: an archived edition of Fluff Air! Host Veri Gross speaks with two incredible legends of the world of cinema, director David Lynch and infamous actor and couch-jumper, Tom Cruise. This odd couple has teamed up for an epic biopic of Abe Lincoln, starring Cruise as Lincoln but told in the style of a surrealist/waking vs. dreaming Lynch-mind fuck nightmare. It will be the freakiest movie ever, and the interview isn’t exactly normal either. This program was recorded at the isgoodradio studio at about 7:30 pm PST on January 6, 2009.

Ten years, and two days ago, on December 18, 2001, we, The People Who Do That, unveiled something new at the old killradio studio above the Good Luck Bar. We called it National Corporate Radio. A parody of NPR, this seemed like the ideal vehicle for mocking our newly christened War On Terror. We had no idea what mayhem we had kicked off that day ... who knew we'd still be doing this stuff (in some form or other) ten years later? Happy Decade, NCR. We maybe biased ... okay,we are ... but we think you've covered it better than anyone else. Happy Holidaze to you all!

In this episode, Borrin chats it up once again with Newt Gingrich, who is leading in the polls for the Republican Presidential nomination. Can Newt pull it off? And if he does, what chance does this old, fat white man stand against The Barack? As Newt would have it, the answer to these questions and more are in the Constitution. Listen and learn. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 in the pm PST.

In this episode, Borrin picks through the rubble of the Cain Train derailment with the train's engineer, Herman Cain. With Borrin's help, Mr. Cain snuffs the last of his black walnut seed. It's delightful. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, December 6, 2011.

In this episode, Borrin chats with Congressman Barney Frank on the occasion of his announcement that he will not run for another term. After 32 years in the House of Representatives, what could possibly motivate Congressman Frank to want to leave? Borrin will do his best to find out, and also to see if Barney thinks he's sexy (the answer is no.) This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 7:30 or so in the pm PST.

In this episode, Borrin concludes his series of interviews with candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination. I know, he thought we'd wrapped this up last week too ... but then he found a heap of stupid in the corner called Rick Perry! The Texas Governor surprised us all in this interview with his sudden turn toward intense lucidity. At the height of his brilliance, we almost learned the secret to Everything ... but, oh well, fuck it man. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Monday, November 21, 2011 at a time in the pm PST. Next week: who knows?

In this episode, Borrin concludes his series of interviews with candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination. Is it Rick Santorum? John Huntsman? Who? Hell no, it's the Eye of Newt, former Speaker of the House, Sir Newts a Lot! Newtie hands it down from the mountaintop, dick-style. Get on the right side of history and listen now! This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at a time in pm PST.

In this episode, Borrin continues his riveting conversations with candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination. This week: it's Ron Fucking Paul! Ronnie explains his strict adherence to the Constitution, strong belief in limited government, and a healthy modicum of globalist paranoia with more than a whiff of racism on top. It's a Relovelution! This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 7:30 ish in the pm PST.

No new show this week ... but let's remember the good times, when Qaddafi was still alive, with this interview he did with Borrin not so long ago now. We'll miss that amazing freak. Next week: Something New.

In this episode, Borrin continues his awkward conversations with Republican candidates for President. This week: it's Mitt! Tune in to learn more about Mormonism than you ever should know. Also, there's some politics. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at 8 ish in the pm PST.

In this episode, Borrin continues his chats with Republican candidates for President. This week: Herman Cain. Can the Godfather of Pizza be the next leader of the free world? Or is this just about the Black Walnut scattering his seed? There's only one way to know ... This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, October 15, 2011 at a time in the pm PST.

In this episode, Borrin begins what could be a very long series of interviews with candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination. He begins with Michele Bachmann, who unfortunately invited her avowedly not-gay husband Marcus along. What follows is quite educational, particularly if you've never heard a "pray the gay away" session before. It sounds surprisingly similar to some sort of gay bondage group sex session. Tune in if you're curious ... bi-curious. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, October 11, 2011 t 8 ish in the pm PST.

In this episode, host Borrin Onley tries to figure what the point is of Occupy Wall Street. Joining him to sort it out are former Scamron CEO and General Manager of National Corporate Radio, Rich Whiteman; and a protester who is apparently called Repyschlo. Together they realize just how much they all have in common! Or, not. This program was recorded live at the House of Honky Bean on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 8 in the pm PST.